Book Lovers · Humor And Comedy · Life Of A Bookworm · Lists

Rain Check? 10 Excuses Bookworms Can Use To Get Away And Read

Everyone could use a good excuse to get away from a not so wonderful situation every now and then. Especially book lovers. Chances are, you’ve found yourself in an awkward or boring situation in which an invisible thought bubble appears over your head saying “Wow, I wish I had a good excuse to get out of this.” Well, what do you know? I’ve got you covered once again.

 

1. I Forgot To Feed My (Insert Species of Pet Here)

Fish, dog, cat, parrot, tiger, miniature money, turtle, ferret, the lists goes on for centuries. Note: please don’t purposefully forget to feed your pet to make this excuse have some merit. They look forward to their meals just like we do.

Source: Giphy
Source: Giphy

2. Everyday I Have To Read To My (Insert Family Member Here) At (Insert Very Specific Time) or They Get Really Sad

This one would probably actually do you some good. You’ll get sympathetic looks from people and they’ll pat your shoulder and tell you “You’re such a good person! Go on, and enjoy reading time with your (insert family member).”

Source: Giphy

Source: Giphy

3. I Have A Huge Project I Have to Get Done Before Midnight

Okay, maybe this one is a little less exotic than the others, but there is a reason it’s been a go to for years in getting out of weird, unpleasant situations.

Source: Giphy

Source: Giphy

4. I’m An Introvert And I’ve Had Enough Social Interaction For Today

If they’re your real friends, they’ll nod, tell you they’ll see you later and you’ll be free for the day without hurting anyone’s feelings.

Source: Giphy

Source: Giphy

5. A New Episode Of (Insert Favorite TV Show) Comes On Soon And I Have to Get Home

Pretty self-explanatory. No good person would dare keep you away from your favorite television show. And if they do, they don’t have your best interest at heart.

Source: Giphy

Source: Giphy

6. I Haven’t Showered In Days And I’m Starting To Itch

Only for the brave of heart. Surely, you’ll get some not so friendly looks from loved ones, but I guarantee you they’ll let you leave without any lip.

Source: Giphy
Source: Giphy

7. I Have A Date

Another legitimate excuse. It’s not too out there, and could easily be believed unless your friends just laugh at you and tell you to shut up.(-_-).

On the other hand, if you really work to make it believable (have a name, basic info, place where the date is already lined up in your head), this one could work.

Source: Giphy

Source: Giphy

8. (Insert Title of New Book Here) Just Came Out And I’ve Been Wanting To Read it Forever!

Chances are, if most of the people in your inner circle are also bookworms, they’ll understand immediately (and honestly, you won’t have to use any of these excuses in the first place!). But for argument’s sake, if the group/person you’re with still won’t let you off the hook, began to plead and start up the waterworks. Add a few hard sobs in there for merit.

Source: Giphy

9. I Have To Pee

An oldy but a goodey. Whenever your friends text or call you asking why you’re taking so long, wait at least 20 minutes and simply explain that on your way to the bathroom, you accidentally ran into a brick wall and lost all memory of what you were doing. Go on to explain that you must get home immediately to aid your aching headache.

Source: Giphy

Source: Giphy

10. I Don’t Want To Be Here And I Want To Go Home And Read

Okay, well if you want to be extremely direct with your excuse, this would be a good one. It’s a little mean, but honest nonetheless. Caution: you may not be invited out as much by the person/group you just ditched, but hey, if they don’t understand your love of reading time, you need a new group of friends anyway.

Source: Giphy

Source: Giphy

What other excuses can you come up with? Your fellow book lovers will greatly appreciate your suggestions.

First Published On #AmReading.com

Featured image via Web Traffic

Advertisements

4 thoughts on “Rain Check? 10 Excuses Bookworms Can Use To Get Away And Read

Share Your Thoughts!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s